Festival season is upon us. Even if you aren’t braving a multi-day, camping festival on a farm (Hello, Bonnaroo!) or in the wilderness (Hinterland, we love you!), there are urban festivals (Lookin’ at you, Riot Fest!) and those tucked away in parks (Hi, Outsidelands!) all across the United States and beyond.
But with these events comes facing the elements. You have to make sure you are prepared for the weather, whether you like it or not. Here, TK products to take with you on your next festival adventure to keep yourself in good spirits.
magnum solace magnesium oil
Travel can lead to excitement, a difference in schedule, and irregular sleep. Camping outside can make it almost impossible to sleep comfortably.
For the moments where you could use a little help falling asleep, this magnesium oil is incredible. Spray the unscented oil on your arms, legs, or feet, and lay down to get one of the best rests of your life.
Erin Zimmerman sent this to me to help me keep my sleep patterns regular. I let a co-producer borrow this while they were on a consolidated schedule in a different time zone and she said she had never slept that well outside of her own bed.
drip drop electrolyte powder
No matter what you’re up to this summer, staying hydrated is key. I try a lot of different hydration beverages, and this one – so far – has been my absolute favorite. You can find DripDrop at Costco online, a 40 pack of watermelon and lemon/lime powders.
The watermelon tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher, and the lemon/lime option tastes exactly like Gatorade. They include no sugar, and 3x the hydration of some of your bulkier beverages.
five below honey & jojoba shimmer body oil
You can’t hit up a festival without a little bit of glitz. This natural body oil is packed with sparkles, but is also extra hydrating and has a light scent to it (nothing overwhelming). You won’t feel any guilt about spraying it on your décolletage, shoulders, and legs because it’s budget-friendly, at just $1 at Five Below.
trader joe’s facial spf
This sunscreen is silky smooth and easy to apply, the same texture and consistency as lightweight foundation primers. It is oil free, and won’t leave a cast or any weird residue. The size of the bottle makes it easy to keep it on your person at all times, which is great for re-application of the SPF 40 formula every 40 minutes as suggested.
At just $8, there’s no reason not to consider this.
supergirl! disco stick
If you aren’t immediately drawn to the glitter branding and the name of this product – anyone returning to the days of Lady Gaga’s single? – then you will be thrilled by the price. For just $5 at Five Below, you can grab this SPF 30 dry oil stick. Perfect for your décolletage, this unscented sunscreen is a bit of a highlighter for the skin. No weird, sticky, slimy feelings after application, either!
newman’s own organic herb blends
This may seem out of left field, but Newman’s Own recently introduced a tasty line of organic spices to their offerings. Lucky enough to have tried them recently, I can say with absolute certainty that keeping the Churro blend and the Citrus Herb blend on-hand can help add flavor to anything you may be eating. I might not pull them out at a fancy restaurant, but I would absolutely season my takeout, food truck findings, and camping-friendly items with them.
If you love tacos and intend to try some out, there is an incredible Street Taco blend that you might want to throw in your bag.
loop earplugs
I did not understand relief until my sister bought me a 3-pack of Loop earplugs. I got three different decibal protection levels, each in their own keychain carrying case.
The fun part about these earplugs is that you twist them into your ears, where they nestle well. Each pair comes with adjusters in small, medium, and large so you can fit them to your ears, reducing the common earplug issue of them popping out.
Now, I can protect my hearing against noise pollution at any point, I just need to reach down and grab them out of my keychain.
I can also drown everyone out with the noise cancelling attachments and the small carrying case the set came with.
arctic air breeze jet (air conditioner/fan)
I cannot gate keep here. The Arctic Air Breeze Jet is the #1 item to add to your festival list this year. This mini air conditioner/fan has 3 speeds and is relatively quiet, meaning it certainly won’t be an issue in a loud environment with your ear plugs in. It comes charged up with a USB plug that will easily get the battery back to 100% on-the-go. Clip it to your belt to get the airflow going up – and under your shirt, if you’d like – or attach it using the lanyard that comes with.
In what seems to be a continued, conscious effort for all the musician babes to bring ultra-poppy tracks to the masses for a summer of community and fun, Kesha has launched her new single “Boy Crazy” into the universe. Yes, the monotonous drawl of her vocals is very AI, very chic, and very modern. But Kesha’s cute shrieks and the quick pace make it feel like the next natural step in the progression of pop-synth tracks like “I’m A Barbie Girl.” Her vocals are concerted yet delicate, she is on a concerted hunt and we are along for the ride.
Coming off exhilarating and incredible performances at both Coachella and Stagecoach, Kesha is ready for the new trio of tracks to catch fire in direct anticipation of her highly-anticipated upcoming album . (PERIOD). 2024 brought her back into rotation with Kesha’s “Joyride” and on Charli XCX’s “Spring Breakers,” and helped Kesha bring more of her quintessential “I couldn’t care less” attitude back to the forefront of pop culture.
July 4th is about to pop off (for all the right reasons) with the release of . (PERIOD). Get your first listen to “Boy Crazy” below.
KESHA – LIVE 2025 MAY 29 – Glasgow, UK – House of Kesha @ O2 Academy 1 (SOLD OUT) 30 – Manchester, UK – House of Kesha @ Albert Hall (SOLD OUT)
JUNE 1 – London, UK – Mighty Hoopla † † Festival Performance
KESHA & SCISSOR SISTERS: THE TITS OUT TOUR – NORTH AMERICA 2025 JULY 1 – West Valley City, UT – Utah First Credit Union Amphitheatre ^ 3 – Mountain View, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre ^ 5 – Inglewood, CA – Kia Forum ^ 6 – Phoenix, AZ – Talking Stick Resort Amphitheatre ^ 8 – Dallas, TX – Dos Equis Pavilion * ^ 10 – The Woodlands, TX – The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion ^ 12 – Tinley Park, IL – Credit Union 1 Amphitheatre ^ 13 – St. Louis, MO – Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre ^ 15 – Nashville, TN – Riverfront Park – Ascend Amphitheater ^ 16 – Cincinnati, OH – Riverbend Music Center ^ 18 – Noblesville, IN – Ruoff Music Center ^ 19 – Clarkston, MI – Pine Knob Music Theatre # 21 – Toronto, ON – Budweiser Stage # 23 – New York, NY – Madison Square Garden * 24 – Mansfield, MA – Xfinity Center # 26 – Burgettstown, PA – The Pavilion at Star Lake # 28 – Cuyahoga Falls, OH – Blossom Music Center # 29 – Philadelphia, PA – TD Pavilion at The Mann # 31 – Buffalo, NY – Darien Lake Amphitheater #
AUGUST 2 – Virginia Beach, VA – Veterans United Home Loans Amphitheater # 3 – Raleigh, NC – Coastal Credit Union Music Park at Walnut Creek # 5 – Charlotte, NC – PNC Music Pavilion # 7 – Alpharetta, GA – Ameris Bank Amphitheatre # 9 – West Palm Beach, FL – iTHINK Financial Amphitheatre # 10 – Tampa, FL – MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre #
Jessie J is known for her incredible vocal range and control. Every song she releases is pure magic in some way, a testament to her musicality and the way she emotes in this world. This is no different for her brand new single “Living My Best Life,” which she enthusiastically shouts from the streets in the visual and accompanying teaser.
In the last few years, this woman has realized her lifelong dream of being a mother. She weathered many storms – including career obstacles and a relatively public miscarriage – to be where she is right now, poised for greatness with her second single of 2025. And this single does nothing but breathe life into its listener.
But the best part about it? “Living My Best Life” was written, recorded, and mastered around 5 years ago, and the music video was even shot for it 4 years ago… all before the last few years transpired. Four years ago, she was set to release this gorgeous track and then suffered a larynx injury from a car wreck, rendering her unable to perform the way she wanted to.
Life got complicated. She kept this anthemic masterpiece in her pocket, and now she gets the chance to “dust it off.” “Living My Best Life” gets the celebration it so rightly deserves — and truly sets the tone for a summertime of living it up, going after what you want, and simply letting the sun shine all over your face.
Jessie J shows us what the power of storytelling can do for people. Keep up with the queen here.
If I’m being honest, any female artist wielding a song with the title “Causing Trouble Again” was going to pique my interest. If nothing else, I am an unashamed feminist and broad supporter of women who speak up and speak out. And while her sophomore album Trouble won’t be released until July, the indelible Gina Birch has unleashed a single with just that name — and just that energy.
Post punk is, perhaps, one of my favorite genres. Watching a group of women have so much fun causing mischief and standing in their power is, honestly, the best part and the point for me. But once you know the reasoning behind the visuals themselves – and the metaphorical connections that were discovered as the concept came together – you may find yourself falling in love with Gina.
After hearing Bob Dylan sing about a white ladder all covered with water, I became obsessed with white ladders. I decided to use five white ladders, three with seven rungs…I realized later that this references Jacob’s Ladder and a connection from Earth to heaven, but I think I was thinking of ladders as a symbol of getting on, getting up. I wanted to have a choreographed movement with four of us with these ladders. How do we move with ladders? Do we move together, do we fight, do we dance?
I also wanted to reference the wind scene from the film, The Colour of Pomegranates, and to include as many artist women from the Women in Revolt exhibition as I could. I wanted them to be troublesome, or just to shout ‘Causing trouble!’ I ended up inviting all the artist musician women I knew who could make the shoot, and it was a fantastic meeting of great women, many of whom had never met each other before.
Get your first peek at the video below.
Keep up with Gina Birch here, and catch her on one of her upcoming tour dates.
GINA BIRCH – NORTH AMERICAN TOUR 2025 (All Dates w/ Miki Berenyi Trio) JULY 16 – London, UK – Rough Trade East In-Store OCTOBER 10 – Washington, DC – Pearl Street Warehouse 11 – Brooklyn, NY – Music Hall of Williamsburg 12 – Cambridge, MA – The Sinclair 13 – Montreal, QC – Bar Le Ritz PDB 15 – Toronto, ON – The Great Hall 16 – Ferndale, MI – The Magic Bag 17 – Chicago, IL – Lincoln Hall 18 – St. Paul, MN – Turf Club 20 – Denver, CO – Larimer Lounge 21 – Salt Lake City, UT – Urban Lounge 23 – Seattle, WA – Neptune Theatre 24 – Vancouver, BC – Hollywood Theatre 25 – Portland, OR – Mississippi Studios 27 – San Francisco, CA – Great American Music Hall 28 – West Hollywood, CA – The Roxy Theatre
Psych/punk rock is experiencing a renaissance, and Los Angeles-based Frankie and The Witch Fingers are riding the wave. Ahead of their album’s June 6th release date, they have dazzled us with a particular head-bobber, a track called “Dead Silence” that is anything but. The track actually feels a little more surf rock in places, with obvious 70s flare.
The track is relatable, addressing anxiety, existential dread, and reminds us of the unrelenting amount of information and pure insanity that envelopes us all. The anxious energy of the lyrics is reflected in the composition, something you can blast from your car on a sunny day.
The band’s anecdote about this particular song is enthralling:
This one’s got a nice little origin story. We played a festival in Boise with Spacemoth, Maryam Qudus’ brainchild, and met her for the first time there. Cut to a year later, and she’s deep in the guts of this record – producing, engineering, twisting knobs, and arranging sounds with us.
On the flight home from that Boise show, Josh threw on the Spacemoth album for the first time and got his brain microwaved. He also recorded the plane taking off, just on a whim. That roar ended up in the bridge of DEAD SILENCE. It’s a nice crusty texture, but it also weirdly bookmarks the start of it all.
Maryam’s all over this record. She sings, plays, distorts, haunts – leaving smudges on everything in the best way. She rules, and we were happy to accidentally mark the occasion sonically with a little jet-engine weirdness.
FRANKIE AND THE WITCH FINGERS ON TOUR 2025 5/16 – Nijmegen, NL – Sonic Whip Festival 5/17 – Diksmuide, BE – 4AD 5/20 – Lyon, FR – Épicerie Moderne 5/21 – Biarritz, FR – Atabal 5/22 – Rouen, FR – Le 106 5/23 – London, UK – Wide Awake Festival 5/25 – Berlin, DE – Desertfest 5/27 – Cherbourg, FR – Le Circuit 5/28 – Brighton, UK – Daltons 5/30 – London, UK – Shacklewell Arms ^ 5/31 – Bristol, UK – Strange Brew 6/01 – Birmingham, UK – Hare & Hounds 6/05 – Berlin – New York, NY ^ 6/07 – Permanent Records Roadhouse – Los Angeles, CA ^ 7/15 – Felton Music Hall – Felton, CA ° 7/16 – The Chapel – San Francisco, CA ° 7/19 – The Den – Portland, OR ° 7/20 – The Pearl – Vancouver, BC ° 7/23 – Shrine Social Club – Boise, ID ° 7/24 – Urban Lounge – Salt Lake City, UT ° 7/25 – Mesa Theater – Grand Junction, CO ° 7/26 – Underground Music Showcase – Denver, CO 7/27 – Sister Bar – Albuquerque, NM ° 7/29 – Hotel Congress – Tucson, AZ 7/30 – Rebel Lounge – Phoenix, AZ ° 7/31 – Swan Diver – Las Vegas, NV ° 8/01 – Belly Up – Solana Beach, CA ° 8/02 – Teragram Ballroom – Los Angeles, CA ° 8/31 – Bumbershoot Music Festival – Seattle, WA 9/19 – Music Hall of Williamsburg – Brooklyn, NY * 9/20 – First Unitarian Church – Philadelphia, PA * 9/21 – Songbyrd – Washington, DC * 9/23 – Grey Eagle – Asheville, NC * 9/24 – Terminal West – Atlanta, GA * 9/26 – Chelsea’s Live – Baton Rouge, LA * 9/27 – Dan Electros – Houston, TX * 9/28 – To Be Announced – Austin, TX 9/29 – Tulips – Fort Worth, TX * 10/1 – Bottom Lounge – Chicago, IL * 10/2 – Turf Club – Minneapolis, MN * 10/3 – X-Ray Arcade – Cudahy, WI * 10/4 – Grog Shop – Cleveland, OH * 10/5 – Third Man Records – Detroit, MI * 10/7 – Lee’s Palace – Toronto, ON * 10/8 – Foufounes Électriques – Montréal, QC * 10/9 – Oxbow Brewing – Portland, ME * 10/10 – Brighton Music Hall – Boston, MA * 10/11 – Lark Hall – Albany, NY * ^ – intimate album release show ° with Iguana Death Cult * with Population II
Bracing for the impact of their sophomore album “Couple(t)s,” independent North Carolina duo Couldn’t Be Happier – expertly comprised of soulmates Jordan Crosby Lee and Jodi Hildebran Lee – share supportive and audibly satisfying single “I Got You.” The lyrics are encouraging, something to send to a friend or family member that may be going through a hard time. Because life is hard enough as it is, and this duo has no problem acknowledging that.
The song itself is truly upbeat, so even lines like “screw your parents, you don’t need them to approve” feel light and supportive. Of the song, the band explains:
Life is hard enough. Let’s not let millionaire podcasters and right wing TV hosts turn us against our neighbors. The song emphasizes that this is not about politics – it’s about humanity. Let’s celebrate our differences and the beautiful, vibrant world we can create if we work together to make it so. Life is too damn short to waste hating people for who they love, where they come from, or how they identify.
We are obsessed with their message, entranced by “I Got You,” and fully excited to hear the rest of this dynamic album.
While I have listened to folk artist Jensen McRae’s sophomore album – which dropped in its entirety on Friday, April 25th – I Don’t Know How But They Found Me! in part a few times at this point, I have yet to sit down with the body of work from beginning to end. The album’s title itself is a Back to the Future quote, perhaps the standalone lighthearted aspect of this sonic adventure.
Here, my unapologetic thoughts as I experienced this heavy, beautiful 11-track masterpiece.
To note, the album was born from a period of time in McRae’s life and is semi-autobiographical. “More than anything, I am grateful to have made this album as a record of my transition into real womanhood,” she explains. “It’s me processing girlhood, with all its attendant naïveté and guilelessness and resistance to change, and emerging as an adult who is capable of forgiveness and transformation and measured optimism.”
The work begins with 2 minute, 48 second track “The Rearranger,” which effortlessly gives voice to the feeling of emptiness in a relationship (or, for some, situationship) that does not make plans. To me, this song is about a relationship that seems to have most everything you want, but feels slightly off.
“I Can Change Him” hit me the hardest on first listen. The song tells a story of a smitten relationship that can only get so far without forward momentum and change. We have all been in a relationship (or several) that presents its issues to work on together and through. The hope in McRae’s voice as the chorus comes in:
Maybe I, maybe I just love him Maybe I, maybe I just think All he needs is a little something Maybe that little something’s me Maybe I’ll be his exception And I’ll never be the same Maybe I, maybe I could change him Unless he doesn’t want to change
But you can’t expect yourself to be the change someone else needs in their life. They have to be willing to change, which is why the “Unless he doesn’t want to change” is so heartbreaking. It is almost as though, over the duration of the song, the narrator is coming to a slow realization that the only true thing she has change over is herself.
More heartbreak comes in third track “Savannah,” which was released alongside a Rena Johnson directed and produced video. The song – and its accompanying video – questions alternate life outcomes based on boundaries and how you make decisions in your life. You can acknowledge what once was and what could have been while also creating a life of your own design, and this song really drives that truth home.
Fourth track “Daffodils” examines a relationship plagued with substance abuse, the push and pull of the life that supports. From one line to the next, this dichotomy keeps the narrator in this cycle of bad to good on repeat, when everyone deserves better.
Anyone who has ever been a rule follower may identify with the lyrics of “Let Me Be Wrong,” which feels a bit revolutionary and positive when compared to its predecessors. The rasp in McRae’s vocals hits correctly at the end of the verses, as she encourages people to let her learn her own way. This song has Top 40 potential written all over it, something we can all get behind at the level of The Chicks or Shania Twain.
The cadence to this song is absolutely magnetic, as Jensen McRae sings “Novelty” with her velvety vocals. She tells it like it is in this track, fully aware that some people are into the novelty of a person, environment, or otherwise. And, worse off, she has been in this place before. Having any type of relationship with someone who isn’t invested in you as a human being can subdue the entire thrill of dating, and you can feel the ice and indifference as it comes to its conclusion.
“I Don’t Do Drugs” slows things down and simplifies them a bit. Singing of how healing isn’t linear, patterns permeate, and the familiar can be addictive, this is an eye-opening piece of art at just 2 minutes and 19 seconds in length.
After hearing “Tuesday,” I was wondering how Jensen could have possibly survived a one-sided relationship as severe is this — how anyone could. But this song also stirs up feelings in people who have felt unseen in their families, friendships, or romantic partnerships. With such conviction, this ballad is specific, intense, and relatable. Unkempt in some ways, it is tinged with fire from her emotions and the rasp in her vocals.
“Mother Wound” hits pivotal aspects of successful relationships — communication and expectation management (which, to its credit, comes from communication). For an artist who has referenced Biblical text and Jesus in other songs on this record, her ability to “read your cards right” and tap into intuition in other lines throughout this album encourages open-minded spirituality and trust, almost. This song is one of those times.
“Praying For Your Downfall” could be a take down track, as vindictive as I would be given the circumstances. However, the beauty in it is that she reads him for trash in the lyrics. Lines like “keep whistling, boy, I was never your dog” hit with an unrelenting attitude that she has more than earned. She repeats “I don’t need to see you fall down” as she releases her energy from the negativity. The bridge brings us out light as a feather, layered in a way you would almost expect from HAIM.
She ends the album with fan favorite “Massachusetts,” a track that gave her a little bit more momentum with listeners. The immediate reference to Batman hooked me when I saw her perform it on Kimmel (directly after Ben Affleck was a guest), but the idea of affiliating an entire place with a person is what kept my attention. As someone who has had the fortune of living in and traveling to many places, I associate these places with people and memories.
Every young relationship leaves stamps on your heart. Marks on your memory. But that doesn’t mean you have to keep it. You can keep the good, and release yourself from what belittled you and told you that you didn’t meet its expectations. This entire album is both a testament to the pain that so many people go through while they learn themselves and their partners, and a beacon for people who are nostalgic for sweet memories that didn’t necessarily pan out.
I Don’t Know How But They Found Me! is a massive feat of strength… for McRae and all of her collaborators. Listen to it dancing around your room on a rainy day, in an air conditioned metro car on your way to a weekend spot, or with the windows down in the sunshine. It will deliver an exuberance to your nervous system that outweighs the empathic, heavy nature of it all — and validates anything you have been through or are currently experiencing.
You are in for a treat with this five minute and nine second track from Los Angeles native Marina Sakimoto’s rock project Shunkan. It begins at a bit of a trudge, but the composition becomes lighter, more encouraging as it progresses. It is equally hopeful, tragic, and contemplative, full of thoughts many of us have had. Audibly, it is both dark and light, playing with the emotional turbulence of her inner thoughts and, in turn, the listener’s inner thoughts and critiques.
Admits Sakimoto of the track:
Originally, “Prettier” didn’t have a chorus like it does now, and Alex [Newport] really encouraged me to find a melody that would complement the rest of the song. I naturally gravitate toward writing bubblegum hooks, and I was worried it might become limiting—but I’ve learned to lean into my strengths while still feeling free to explore. Prettier feels like an exposed nerve, but I hope it resonates with anyone else who feels like they don’t fit into conventions.
Being “prettier” is subjective, and comparison truly is the thief of joy.
It is no surprise that FOX’s “New Girl” was a fast and easy television hit. With its fun storyline, quirky one-liners, and handsome young cast, it infiltrated the hearts of many—and left a legacy that has people quoting it back and forth into infinity.
Jess, Winston, Coach, and Nick were all amazing gems, but we have to give the funny bone award to Schmidt, if there were such a thing, of course. His quick jokes, his awkward sincerity, and his weird mannerisms always had us silent giggling. (Which ultimately means he takes our breath away, does it not?)
In a bout of nostalgia – and to honor my cat Schmidt, who has become a mascot of sorts for several publications I have been at the helm of – here is a list I wrote in 2012 with the 25 best Schmidt-isms of that year. (Although, we don’t believe any of them will top September 2011’s “You’ve got some Schmidt on your face”. Even dad’s quote that one.) You can thank us later.
“Guess whose personalized condoms just arrived!” – Season 1, Episode 10
“Damn it! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!” – Season 1, Episode 10
“Coincidentally, I’m wearing my lap dance pants!” – Season 1, Episode 10
“Can someone please get my towel? It’s in my room next to my Irish walking cape!” – Season 1, Episode 11
“What if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?” – Season 1, Episode 12
“This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere!” – Season 1, Episode 13
“You know where that puts you in six months? Watching It’s Complicated on DVD while you cradle your newborn baby to sleep. And guess what! It’s not complicated. It’s about a bunch of rich white people who are remodeling their kitchen.” – Season 1, Episode 13
“‘Outliers’ — you should read it. Malcolm Gladwell. It’s one of my desert island books, along with Machiavelli’s ‘The Prince,’ ‘Freak’ by John Leguizamo, any of the scripts from the first season of ‘Vampire Diaries,’ a little ‘Phantom Tollbooth…’” – Season 1, Episode 13
“I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.” – Season 1, Episode 14
“I’m gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!” – Season 1, Episode 16
“You’re listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?” – Season 1, Episode 20
“Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called ‘the slippery germ brick’?” – Season 1, Episode 20
“An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn’t want that? Think about the bone structure!” – Season 1, Episode 21
“Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.” – Season 1, Episode 23
“Backsliding is what happens after a clean break. When you freak out and you go crawling back and you make everything messy and horrible.” – Season 1, Episode 23
“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’” – Season 2, Episode 1
“Winston, your sister got so hot! I’m gonna have to Shaq attack her! May I have your blessing? Because I’m gonna be like dribbling up the court, illegal sexual foul – boom! Illegal use of hands – boom!” –Season 2, Episode 2
“Winston, you’ve been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you’re checking her out, otherwise you’re a serial killer. Which would explain a lot.” – Season 2, Episode 3
“If you track my trajectory I’m gonna live to be 123 years old. Hello, Robot Sex.” – Season 2, Episode 4
“Without sex, she’s not your girlfriend. She’s a friend you buy meals for.” – Season 2, Episode 6
“We sold our qualms. We used the profits to by perfect bodies.” – Season 2, Episode 7
“There’s a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.” – Season 2, Episode 7
“You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.” – Season 2, Episode 9
“I can’t believe I have to have feelings to have good sex. I thought I’d be dead before that happened.” – Season 2, Episode 9
“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.” – Season 2, Episode 11
